IMPORTANT NOTE:

        Hell(o), MistaWho here to tell you a few things.  
      
        Stigmata didn't release all that I wanted to release, and since I am
now 1/2 of the Dogma staff, I thought it couldn't hurt to do this.  I need
to like do Editor type stuff anyways, right?  Oh well, here is what I wanted
to do with Dogma #3.  If anything is missing, kick Stig in the ass.  No lil'
file_id.diz for this one, cause I DO NOT NEED ONE.  Buh bye now.
      _________
      |       |      _____ _                          __________
 _____|_______|_____/      /_________             ____|___      \
|     _______________    _/      ___/--.______   /       /_______\_____
|     \       |     |     |      \     |      \ /       /\       ____//
| _    \_     | _   |     |       \_   |    \  /       /  \         |
|//_____/     |//___      |________/   |_____\/       /____\  _     |
      `-------'     `-----'_____|_     |     /_______/      \//_____|
                         \\      //    |
                          |____________| #3

                     (: table of contents :)

            1.  Editorial                (stigmata/loopy/mistawho)
            2.  Dogma Reviews            (mistawho)
            3.  Anti-AOL                 (logger)
            4.  Why MTV sucks            (stigmata)
            5.  Nasty IRC Channels       (mistawho)
            6.  Time Stamps (follow-up)  (mistawho)
            7.  The Ansi Scene           (the masked maurader)
            8.  Your and IRC nerd if..   (mistawho)
            9.  How to submit to Dogma   (mistawho)
           10.  IRC Polls                (loopy)
           11.  Funny IRC Quotes         (loopy)
           12.  Last words               (stigmata)
          ------------------------------------------------------ 
           A.  -  The Dogma site/member listings
           B.  -  To quit the Dogma ishue #THREE viewer
           

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.---------------|    | |----------\---------:--:-----|    | |--------:------.:
| _________     |      |         /_\        :  :     |      |        :......|:
|_\\\       \   ,-------,____   _____________:..:     |      |_ ___________ _|
|___\_______\ _\__   __     \ /___________/__ -----,________:__\_________\\\_\
    _____   / \       //      \\_\_____       |     | ________/    ______/ \_|
_  \______/   \      /        /      |       |    \_//     \/     \
|\_____________\ ---,________/ ______,-------'     |        \__    \_________
|        ___    |      .     .........   \_________|         //------'      |
`--.-  - \ /    |      |     :       :             |________//       -  -.--'
   `------\-----|      |-----:-------:---------------|      |------------'
         /_\    |      |     :.......:               |      |
               `------:-      dogma ishue #THREE    `------:-

Booyah Dogma issue number three is now out.  Thats right released during the
during the biggest snow storm in the East Coast's history.  Ya see how 
dedicated we are?  w00p.  Anyways a lot of new features this month, like the
dogma viewer! thats right now you can view your favorite irc zine online! just
load dogma-03.irc and follow the instructions.  And like always we have our
interview with someone cool (except for this month), funny irc quotes, way to
harrass irc users, and dogma reviews.  So enuff with me talking..  on with the
show!
 
 -stigmata

 dogma #free.  i dont have too much to say this month, except that check out
a part of irc.mcs.net's motd:
*** - ********************************************************
*** - We are testing an upgraded server that should help
*** - reduce channel take overs and nick collides. Please
*** - report any problems to riss@mcs.net Thanks!  12/27/95
*** - -Riss
*** - ********************************************************

btw, this blizzard the east cost got rocked..i had to shovel 2+ feet of snow
off of my driveway. good exercise. and a word to any opers that read this or
any pd fags: this is not a collider zine. nowhere does it say how to collide
or does it support/promote colliding.
 
 -loOpy

   Dogma #3, neato, eh?  Well, I didn't put it together, but I did do a 
 great deal of work.  Such as the Reviews Are In, The Dogma IRC Viewer,
 and also this stupid editorial.  It's a lot of work for a computer nerd
 with a life (at least, I think I have one, where did it go?).

   In store for next month, MYSELF will be putting together Dogma #FOUR,
 that's too much work for me, but I'm going to do it anyways.  I will be
 doing ALL the editing and also putting together the next version of this
 spiffy viewer, and I MIGHT even get a response on the TimeStamps from 
 some of the adminstrators out there in unix land.

 That's it from me this month, until Dogma #4, I'll see you later.

 -mistawho [ fewlish@zipnet.com ]
         
                       ------------ *** ------------         
         
         If this is a magazine you like, you are probably wondering
         if anybody else likes it.  Although a few didn't, and a few
         just plain hated it (as with EVERY magazine out there),
         there are the ones who just adored it all to hell, and some
         who didn't read it but said they liked it because I told
         them to.  Read on fellow groupie :)

 <Fahrenhei> it was funner to read then flashing people on #gaysex
 
 [: mistaj03 :] obsid?
 [: mistaj03 :] goddamn him
 <oBsiD`iCE> uh
 [: mistaj03 :] he probably didn't even read the goddamn magazine
 <oBsiD`iCE> guys
 <oBsiD`iCE> this is guna sound a bit redundant
 <oBsiD`iCE> but
 <oBsiD`iCE> KILL FAGGOTS
 [: mistaj03 :] that's great obsid
 <Fahrenhei> YES!
 <oBsiD`iCE> hahah
 [: mistaj03 :] NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION OBSID
 [: mistaj03 :] wut did you think about dogma 2?
 <oBsiD`iCE> what?
 <oBsiD`iCE> what did EyE think about dogma?
 [: mistaj03 :] y3Z
 <oBsiD`iCE> i thought it was fuckin funny
 [: mistaj03 :] that's it?
 [: mistaj03 :] NOW OBSID, that's redundant
 oBsiD`iCE> well
 <oBsiD`iCE> i should come up with something alot more eloquent then
 [: mistaj03 :] well, yeah :)
 <oBsiD`iCE> ok
 <oBsiD`iCE> gimme a minute
 <oBsiD`iCE> ok
 <oBsiD`iCE> thinkin still
 [: mistaj03 :] hahaha
 [: mistaj03 :] don't hurt yourself obsid
 <oBsiD`iCE> dogma 2 was a wonderful compilation of pure wit and skill.
             It touched my heart like no other. :)
 <oBsiD`iCE> WAHAHAH
 
 <Fahrenhei> Dogma, issue number 2, was an ecstatic roller coaster of thrills
             and chills. It had such eloquence, that it made me want to stop
             killing fags for a seconds, and read it thrice
 <oBsiD`iCE> hahahahahaa
 
 [: mistajew :] YOU ARE BEING LOGGED
 <nd> Cool
 [: mistajew :] this is for a "The reviews are IN!" section
 [: mistajew :] tell me, intelligently, wut you thought of Dogma #2
 <nd> -V- Kills: 34 - Attempts: 239 - Percentage: 0
 <nd> I think it was pretty good
 <nd> It could of used my article though =>
 [: mistajew :] that's it?  that's the quote you want in Dogma #3?
 <nd> hmm
 <sinned> yeah great
 <nd> Well, It was phat like loopy's mom
 
 *eO-* its the best fucking dos-editor-mag out :)
 
 *ewheat* dogma helped me with my life.  I'm not impotent anymore.  girls
          love me.  i got a cool car now.  i got cash.  and doggone it, I
          got a big stiffie now.
 *ewheat* one night, I was in #sexchat and after .3 seconds, I was full of
          it... I had to find a kleenex, but LUCKILY I found a printed
          copy of dogma and, boy, it could hold my manhood.  doggone it...
 
 *cybernary* Yea, its all fun and games till you get your sister pregnant!
 *cybernary* Dogma#2 - so good, ellisdee took time out from fucking his fetal
             pig to read it!
 *cybernary* Dogma#2 - so good it made Cybernary draw his first pic in over
             a year!
 
 *illusionX* Dogma #2 was so damn good that it cured my severe case of
             genitalla fungi
 
 *RZa* iT wAS cULE, But i finna like things with no .EXEs
 
 *pOd_* what so you use to write scripts?
 
 *hollow* parental relations have become more developed and in tune due to
          dogma#2

 *epidemic* i think that peanut butter is tasty
 *epidemic* if an ansi artist makes an ansi for a board that is not up...
            does it make a sound?
 
 -mistawho
      
                      ------------ *** ------------      
      
      An Essay on the degradation of the Internet through
      commercialization, large corporate entities, and a simplification
      of services.
      I apologize for this essay being more directed at AOL, it began
      as an anti-AOL essay and progressed from there.
         Although much has been written on the subject of AOL, I
      believe that many people, especially AOL users, still do not
      understand why anyone who truly uses the internet with any
      regularity has a strong distaste for America Online users. First,
      I think we should define a true internet user.
      A True Internet User is
           Someone who uses an internet service provider (ISP) that is
      not a national service, and requires them to use UNIX. Netcom is
      sort of on the edge of acceptable. I used their service for about
      2 weeks, as someone offered to share their shell account with me.
      the shell was an acceptable shell, it did not have a bullshit
      menu providing me with things to do, and allowed me easy access
      to a unix prompt. However, i've also been told by people at
      school (high school) that they "just got on the Internet" with
      Netcom's Netcruiser software, which is just a click and go
      service such as AOL. This windows based software is unacceptable.
           Someone with an internet provider that does NOT charge an
      hourly rate. You should never be charged extra for what is
      offered free on the internet. AOL charges people hourly fees,
      which I find disgusting, partly because I spend much time online,
      but also because the spirit is movtivated towards milking the
      users by charging extra for sub-services. The only providers I
      have been on do not charge any hourly rates, but only a low
      monthly rate, generally under $20.

           Someone with at least a basic knowledge of UNIX. I don't
      believe that people have to be born with a knowledge of one of
      the more difficult operating systems to deal with, but the way
      that I learned DOS was through experimentation. I picked apart
      every function of the computer. If I got stuck, i'd ask someone
      at my school for a clue as to what some function does. I learned
      UNIX in the same manner, as my school has provided UNIX machines
      for several years now. Using UNIX should be a pre-requisite for
      the use of the Internet. People may not think it is fair, but it
      really is necessary to serve your time as a lamer, but stay out
      of people's way, picking up knowledge from the sidelines. This is
      how I learned, I did not go into channels and DEMAND that someone
      tell me why WSIRC was not transferring my 30 disk CD-RIP back to
      my AOL account properly, and that I absolutely had to mail out 30
      copies of WarezMail on AOL by midnight tonight, or my friends
      wouldn't give me the latest program for harassing AOL users.
      Why America Online is well on its way to ruining the Internet

           Let's get one thing straight, the commercialization of the
      internet is NOT a good thing. There are a ridiculous amount of
      porn peddlers offering their wares (no, not warez) on the web.
      The original intent of the Internet was a university based system
      for trading information among professors as an alternative to
      Tymnet, which was a business based nationwide network.
           If anyone has been on usenet at all recently, they have felt
      the influence of AOL users. They are constantly spamming
      newsgroups. And have basically overrun the newsgroups with their
      postings. They have no concept of netiquette whatsoever.
           America Online itself is a very weak service. I give NO
      props to anyone who is proud of their AOL hacking ability. I
      don't understand why anyone really wants to hack AOL, it's really
      pointless in the long run, there's no use in having accounts on a
      totally useless system. The only person i'd give any props to is
      the person who intercepted the internal corporate mail and posted
      it on Usenet.

      Places to Find AOL's degrading presence on the internet:
      alt.binaries.pictures.erotica
           this newsgroup has had AOLamers running rampant on it for a
      while now. None of them will shut up, every time a new one comes
      on, they have no inclination to read the FAQ, every single one of
      them feels the need to ask how they can download the pictures
      that are uuencoded. They are not used to anything that does not
      cater directly to their needs. This leads to flooding of the
      newsgroups with requests on how to download, and then leads to
      counter flooding from people with fake offers to people on
      america online offering to sell them information on how to
      download. Both parties are equally at fault.
      irc, any channel, especially warez channels.

           i'm not a big advocate of big warez channels at all, most of
      them suck. #warez950 is a far overgrown temporary channel, if you
      do a ctcp version to the channel, you will see that approximately
      95% of the average 120 users on there at one time are using mIRC
      to trade warez. Many of them are using AOL's new winsock
      emulator. It's quite disgusting actually, and gives warez trading
      a bad name (yeah, i know that's hard =) The only warez channels i
      have any respect for are the more private group channels, which
      are the only ones now where anything productive is done without
      hordes of lamers trying to get their hands on some 0 day. #fate
      is a nice channel, fATE rules anyways. I won't list all the other
      channels, as some of them are open, and would not appreciate an
      influx of mIRC lamers xdcc listing them every 5 seconds.
           As a whole, the commercialization of the internet has been
      quite a painful process for the original residents. It's sort of
      like having a gigantic mall, such as the one in Vancouver, and
      now possibly in Silver Spring, MD that caters to the dumb
      American, while crushing either the current users of the net, or
      the small home run businesses in the immediate area.
      Here is a small list of some of the better anti-AOL resources
      http://www.en.com/users/tfinley
      alt.aol-sucks
      http://www.en.com/users/tfinley/frontend.html
      http://pther the current users of the net, or
      the small home run businesses in the immediate area.
      http://pn as 0-micro software.. =) they're pretty phat.
      thanks for listening, I'll leave you with a Bill Gates quote:
      "640k should be enough for anyone."
                                         -logger bill
                                         logger@scooby.tiac.net
        
                    ------------ *** ------------
 
 MTV - What have they done! gasp
 
  Bah now when you turn on the good ol' tele today usually at the end of any
commercial you see a:
                       http://www.we.are.tools.com
 
  BAH$(@*&%  what the fuck has mtv done..  YES we all remember MTV YACK online
on the leetest place to be, America Online.  Bah thas where every looser and
his/her looser friends could type shit about there favorite videos online and
one MTV at the same time.  WHAT A GOOD IDEA()*#$..  yea my fucking ass.. that
has started a 'computer craze' in which now every one needs to be 'online'.
Why us, why do us elite people have to put up with the antics of these fucking
poser, mtv riden bastards..  we shouldnt i tell you.

  Today i logon to one of my good friends boards.. defective mind's black
sunshine and im scanning the messages and i come upon this:

oOo. Defective mind blurted out in a hopeless stutter
>What the hell is with this shit... every damn kid and his brother has a
>goddamn web page now. Im on my lunch line in school and im listening to a
>conversation a couple of drama fags are having... This one kid kept going on
>and on about web web this and that... he had no idea about what he was
>talking about... and then i hear the other... "yea america online sure is
>great, they regulate the internet" i couldnt hold the laughter in... this
>shit is pathetic. And these kids throw around words like telnet and ftp and
>they got no idea what they're talking about. This fat ugly bitch is talking
>to my math teacher about how she has a new bbs and he should telnet to it.
>Yet she clearly had no idea what tcp/ip was. what the fuck has mtv done
Defective mind was forever silenced .oOo

Actually MTV is done... They Have publicized 'Cyberspace' to death...  it's
gonna find something cooler to destroy now :)
 
   YAY see what the fuck i mean!!!  damnit im so pissed about this shit i cant
 even type!  heh
 
  THE BOTTOM LINE IS:  kill mtv.. mail bomb there inet accts and aol accts..
fucking bomb threat there fucking office building.. kill all the dj's cept
daisy and jenny 'cus they give me wood, and fucking trash your television..
argh thanks to MTV internet is getting to big.. so as Vector X says:
 
        'Its _just_ internet, break it before it gets to big'
 
 -stigmata
 
                      ------------ *** ------------
 
If you get raped, CHANCES are the person that raped you
is an internet junkie (or so they say).  I personally
think this was untrue, until I went through efnet and
found some REALLY sick channels.  Check these people
out, avoid them, they are the future sex offenders of
our so-called "great" nation.
Now, you are saying "but what about the people who
just pass through to see if these channels just
exist?".  Well, I thought of that, and took this log
at the bleakest of hours, 3 AM in the morning [which
is in the Pacific time zone for me] and started to
log like a mad man.  Check out the results, you just
might KNOW one of these sick people.
#littlegir TJM       H   ~Anonymous@medford01.voicenet.com [*]
#littlegir Kaiser    H   Kaiser@ws18.ccphys.nsu.nsk.su [E-mail:]
#littlegir Remo      H   ~Remo@modem10.ffc.se [Remo]
#littlegir bizz      H   w/sandped@ts3lp4.NetVision.net.il [w/s and ped]
#littlegir Michhael  H   none@dynamic-57.premier1.net [mrf]
#littlegir WildWest  H   ~s-734554@modem8.ffc.se [Trust me!]
#littlegir CybrRogue H   dagger@tia1.eskimo.com [Cyber Rogue]
#littlegir Lauria    H   draconis@eskimo.com [Lauria]
#littlegir steffy    H   steffy-@199.183.208.74 [<<"to thy own self be true">>]
#littlegir BigBill   H   ~billm@an1_ph.tir.com [billy mumy]
#littlegir _Keeps_   H   ~dip@dialup-17-b-153.gw.umn.edu [You Wish You Knew]
#littlegir kodiak    H   hotlips@ix-or10-12.ix.netcom.com [want to have sex?]
#littlegir blue-boy  H   ~blueboy@osk0177.bekkoame.or.jp [blueboy]
#littlegir Mina96  se [Trust me!]
#littlegir CybrRogue H   dagger@tia1.eskimo.com [Cyber Rogue]
#littlegir Lauria    H   draconis@eskimo.com [Lauria]
#littlegir steffy    H   steffy-@199.183.208.74 [<<"to thy own self be true">>]
#littlegir BigBill   H   ~billm@an1_ph.tir.com [billy mumy]
#littlegir _Keeps_   H   ~dip@dialup-17-b-153.gw.umn.edu [You Wish You Knew]
#littlegir kodiak    H   hotlips@ix-or10-12.ix.netcom.com [want to have sex?]
#littlegir blue-boy  H   ~blueboy@osk0177.bekkoame.or.jp [blueboy]
#littlegir Mina96  9.234.151.169.du.nauticom.net [phaedrus [is an IRC operator]
#dogsex    Goldie    H@  inf@ns.clever.net [I'm to Sexxxi for ya mUtt]
*** Topic for #llamasex: Oh no! We're at war with #deersex! *gasp*
*** #llamasex niq 819957004
#llamasex  beaker    G*@ rlchen@carnitas.engr.ucdavis.edu [it's just me]
#llamasex  Rhiannon  G@  andrea@emunix.emich.edu [Too old for innocence, too yo
ng for wisdom.]
#llamasex  niq       G@  Niq@syn.cs.wmich.edu [Why don't we do it in the road?]
#llamasex  Pills     G*@ mjp@ren.us.itd.umich.edu [Conform or be cast out]
#llamasex  WintrHawk G@  khuon@espresso.merit.net [This isn't flying; it's fall
ng with style.]
#llamasex  Sahara    H*@ michelle@sandcastle.ccs.itd.umich.edu [Am I right? Am
wrong? Or am I just dreaming...?]
[fK] [.:.] Information [.:.]
[fK] [: Nick :]     [: beaker :]
[fK] [: Name :]     [: it's just me :]
[fK] [: Address :]  [: rlchen@carnitas.engr.ucdavis.edu :]
[fK] [: Channels :] [: @#llamasex @#MachsCafe :]
[fK] [: Server :]   [: irc.sdsc.edu :]
*** beaker is away: around maybe...
[fK] beaker is one of those goddamn IRC Operators
 
 Is it just me, or does it make you uncomfortable to know that the
 people in "charge" of us are freaks?  Larz, Comstud, and Subzero to
 name a few are cool IRC Operators, but people like Beaker, well,
 you know what I am saying here.
 
#littleboy Bigbro    H@  crumpler@netcom21.netcom.com [5'10" 160# Blond/Blue]
|: Bigbro :| you like sex with boys?
-> [:Bigbro:] No, i'm doing a log of what type of NASTY fuck ups like
               yourself hang in those channels.
[fK] [.:.] Information [.:.]
[fK] [: Nick :]     [: Bigbro :]
[fK] [: Name :]     [: 5'10" 160# Blond/Blue :]
[fK] [: Address :]  [: crumpler@netcom21.netcom.com :]
[fK] [: Channels :] [: #boysex&pics @#littleboysex :]
[fK] [: Server :]   [: irc.netcom.com :]
 
 That's so fuckin' nasty
 
#boysex&pi easy1     H   easy1@anx_1.global.co.za [metax@global.co.za]
#boysex&pi Crypt     H   ~Unknown@gem-qed.inhb.co.nz [Nothing but the best]
#boysex&pi studlover H@  ~Studdude@dnet042.sat.texas.net [Computer.texas.net"]
#boysex&pi jgaa      H   jgaa@bergen114.telepost.no [Jarle Aase]
#boysex&pi Apiboy    H@  ~api@violin-06.synapse.net [Allo..!]
#boysex&pi Bigbro    H   crumpler@netcom21.netcom.com [5'10" 160# Blond/Blue]
#boysex&pi lyons     H@  ~none@culver_pm1_1.netvoyage.net [none]
#boysex&pi C-weed    H@  ~notavail@slip44.vianet.net.au [oceanman]
#boysex&pi Paul666   H@  ~chris@Modem-44.Nol.Net [Chris]
*** Topic for #%teengirlsex: Young girls welcome.
*** #%teengirlsex overki11 819954714
#%teengirl Jump      H   ~Jump@h-castlerock.norfolk.infi.net [hi]
#%teengirl Sindy     H   whipper@ix-lv9-22.ix.netcom.com [sweet and loveble]
#%teengirl SchLong   H   showm2me@ix-nas1-27.ix.netcom.com [hugh G Rection]
*** Topic for #!%teensexpics: Trade And Share Alike And Have Fun
*** #!%teensexpics magick 819959991
#!%teensex BigBill   H   ~billm@an1_ph.tir.com [billy mumy]
#!%teensex Rance     H   ~LAUSD@xy-ats0-port2.lausd.k12.ca.us [mike.lausd.k12.c
.us]
#!%teensex Stryker23 H   ~sorry@k1slip8.vvm.com [just ask]
#!%teensex danny     H   ~df@slip022.elmshorn.netsurf.de [Dan Forks]
#!%teensex Wolfe     H   ~lars.kles@dialup102-146.swipnet.se [Martin Klesell]
#!%teensex beretta   H   ~sashimi@ala-ca19-04.ix.netcom.com [Daniel Kim]
#!%teensex Soulman   H   ~sil@dyn161.ppp.pacific.net.sg [Silk]
#!%teensex DogHead   H   DogHead@unknown-215-59.apl.com [DogHead]
#!%teensex MR-TIME   H   ~mrtime@th-ts1-14.holli.com [MR-TIME]
#!%teensex TANK_     H   ~ask@198.133.204.15 [Trayan]
#!%teensex Cindi_CD  H   ~jmayes@ip55.slip.indy.net [jmayes]
#!%teensex T_Bare    H   TB@ix-sj23-08.ix.netcom.com [Teddy Bare]
#!%teensex JimmyDean H   ~JD@ppp192.callamer.com ["irc.eskimo.com"]
#!%teensex grend     H   ~asunwoo@cs102-4.u.washington.edu [a. sunwoo]
#!%teensex Thomy     H   askforemai@194.163.210.36 [;-]"]
#!%teensex Sandra    H   Babe@dffl5-31.gate.net [i could've been your gift ;]]
#!%teensex Zyph      H   ~packrat@jholt.iquest.com [Dallas Vinson]
#!%teensex icey      H   ~tom.lang@ts700-605.singnet.com.sg [tom lang]
#!%teensex Sheen     H   ~sksint06@206.48.174.2 [Well..]
#!%teensex DarkShado H   chuchen@ip070.lax.primenet.com [chuchen]
#!%teensex joni_     H   940854@oppi201.slk.helbp.fi [me]
#!%teensex Chey      H   ~camber@www.eons.com [Chey]
#!%teensex ladyfist  H   ~nono@ppp315.protel.DE [Carola Unknown]
#!%teensex SamAdams  H   ~Ask@ix-sj22-21.ix.netcom.com ["irc.netcom.com"]
#!%teensex Leonardo  H   Hermes@pine194.cruzio.com [Mercury]
#!%teensex railman   H   ~trackman@du07.inow.com [johnny]
#!%teensex PIXTRADER H   aalahwal@x4935.dip.ecst.csuchico.edu [I'llpass]
*** Topic for #100%wetpussy: ILLEGAL
*** #100%wetpussy Andrew 819966434
#100%wetpu Pappy2    H   jcangero@ix-ron-ny2-05.ix.netcom.com [-]
#100%wetpu car9      H   qamar@ix-tem-ca2-10.ix.netcom.com [ bryan jones]
#100%wetpu Precious  H   ~jstclair@pppdi57.law-ok.sirinet.net [jstclair@sirinet
net]
#100%wetpu _Eric     H   ~down@199.123.104.24 [@primenet.com]
#100%wetpu SchLong   H   showm2me@ix-nas1-27.ix.netcom.com [hugh G Rection]
*** Topic for #%yngpussypics: MERRRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY
*** #%yngpussypics brownston 819945557
#%yngpussy PIXTRADER H   aalahwal@x4935.dip.ecst.csuchico.edu [I'llpass]
 
 There you have it, the future of slum on America.  Avoid these people,
 tell your children who IRC to avoid these addresses, and most of all,
 mail these people and make sure they know they are the sick disgusting
 fuckups that they are.  It's so disgusting I almost want to quit
 using IRC.
 -mistawho
         
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         -Time Stamps on the EfNet [follow up]
 
         If you read Dogma #2 [which if you are reading this, I am very sure
 you did]. Then you are aware of the TimeStamp patches that are going to be
 or already applied to EfNet servers that decide to patch their server.  This
 is a direct follow up to last months article.
 
         I mailed the following efnet servers admin's:
 
         irc.eskimo.com
         irc.texas.net
         irc.ais.net [They have TS patched on their server]
         irc.cris.com
         irc.netcom.com
         irc.gate.net
         irc.colorado.edu
         irc.mo.net

Here is the letter I mailed each of these adminstrators:
 
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 Dear System Adminstrator,
 
         As everybody is finally becoming aware the TS [TimeStamp]
 patches are being applied to various servers throughout the world, and
 I so happen to be writing a follow up to an article on this subject.
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         What I would like to know is if you plan to, or already have
 TimeStamp patched to your EfNet server, and if not, why?  I would also
 like to know what your thoughts on the TimeStamp idea are, and also
 your best definition of the TimeStamp patch, and if the FCC is
 involved.
 
         If you could please spare just a moment of your time to respond
 to this letter [you can just pick to answer a certain question if you
 wish], it would be MUCH appreciated.  In case the address is different,
 please send the mail to fewlish@zipnet.com.  Thank you for any
 cooperation you can spare.
 
         -MistaWho [Aaron Rogers]
          fewlish@zipnet.com
 
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         The only NEAR response I got was Netcom so far.  If I get any
         further comments from the SysAdmins, you will get it in the
         future editions of Dogma.  Other than that, there is no more
         information on Time Stamps.  I wish there was, as I had a
         half way good idea for a follow up.
 
 ===bLAH!===
 
         In hope of the follow up, it didn't happen.  I mostly got
         responses like, "Hey, I k-lined you once" or "fuck off".
 
         It's nice to know EVERYBODY out there just loves me, eh?
 
         -mistawho
 
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like, the ansi scene or something..
[--- -  -]
well, basically, i'm not in the ansi scene.  i'm in the ascii scene, which, in
my mind makes me the perfect candidate for an article on the ansi scene.  why?
because i am an outsider.  i have never claimed to be a part of the ansi scene
which is why i have a truly objective and unbiased view of the ansi scene.  yes
it is true that i have friends in the ansi scene, but to counter-weigh that, i
also have people that i fucking hate in the ansi scene too, so i think it is
pretty balanced.  anyways, here is what i think of the ansi scene.
the ansi scene has some real problems.  and not much is being done at this
point to solve that, and i think that that is pretty bad.  first off, i think
that the ansi scene was in its little 'heydey' around the end of 93 through the
summer of 94, and then it slowly degenerated.  the ansi scene at this point in
time, which is all the jurisdiction of this article allows me to discuss, is
really pretty disfuntional.  you have acid over here, clamboring for good
artists and trying to attain the pinnacle of the scene it once so enjoyed, and
you have ice over there, seemingly off in its own little world.  additionally
you have a bunch of small groups that look up to acid and ice and 'model'
themselves after the big groups.  that little reflective aspect of the scene
is pretty messed up if you ask me, because obviously acid and ice have big
problems, and when the little groups become little understudies to the big ones
the problems and the unhealthy little quirks and various disfuntional tenden-
cies carry over to the small ones, and no one benefits.
another problem is the group situation itself.  groups are basically fucking
the scene, a simple fact.  i think the reason for the steady degeneration of
the scene is simply the groups.  when the scene rewled, there was one group,
acid, and then the scene started to suck after groups like ice and others
started to usurp the dynastic quality of acid.  do you think i am wrong?
look at the facts then, the scene started slowly biting it after the summer
of 94, when ice started coming into its own.  acid slowly degenerated and
all the sudden there were a bunch of groups that could be number one.  do
you know why the scene started to suck?  its real simple.  people started
drawing art because they wanted to get into a certain group, instead of
drawing because they wanted to.  additionally groups themselves, in their
tyrannical little fits of self-preserving stupidity, started doing wierd
things and started controlling the direction that ansi art went in.
what is the solution?  simple, total deconstruction.  fuck all the groups and
let people draw because they want to draw, not because they want to get into
acid or ice or fire or whatever.
well, i wonder how many people are pissed off at me now..
[--- -  -]
tMM..[the masked marauder]
 
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 -You know your are a computer nerd if...
 1- You get mad at your mom and threaten to collide her
 2- You cry at the destruction of a good computer
 3- You have a Vic-20 hung from your ceiling and you worhsip it daily.
 4- You have a picture of yourself with your first computer, with
    it wrapped in a blanket like a newborn baby.
 5- Your idea of leaving the house is playing an enviromental game.
 6- Your car's sound system contains four PC Speakers.
 7- When you leave home, the sun literally burns your skin.
 8- Your glasses are thicker than mistawho's skull
 9- You have no room left in your pocket protector for that double wide
    heavy ink pen you had your eyes on for so long.
 10- A female asked "you out", and in excitement for the great night you
     pack up a serial cord and a parellel cord to tie her up.
 11- When you see the shell on a turtle it reminds you of unix.
 12- You put your email address as your return address on your real letters.
 13- Your dad offers you a beer, but you decline because "there can't be
     any food or drink around your computer".
 14- Your parents think you are insane and have you taken away, because you
     were caught talking and whistling to tones on the phone.
 15- You have a 10 gig drive, and 9 of it is IRC scripts.
 16- You attempt to take your own life because your ISP was taken down.
 17- You commited suicide with a mouse cord.
 18- You would pick your computer over your family's life
 19- You feel bad when you yell at your computer in disgust and apology
         by typing "I'm sorry" for two hours straight.
 20- Your idea of sex is plugging the keyboard into the back of your
     tower, and it actually turns you on.
 It's lame, but I was bored.
 -mistawho
         
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         -What can I do for Dogma?
 
         Every single time you read a magazine, they say that you can
 submit to them without being commited, I hear the same thing VERY VERY
 often.  "What can I write about?".  It's very simple for Dogma, if you
 have a silly IRC story, or just something plain stupid about the net that
 you noticed, then you can submit it to Dogma!
 
         If you are not the best person when it comes to spelling, do not
 worry.  Dogma is increasing it's editting staff and we can take care of
 such things with ease.  Just work on your story, and leave the rest to us,
 but we must say one thing, if you don't like it, sorry, we must be very
 strict about it:

         Anything you submit to Dogma becomes property of Dogma.  We are
 saying this so if we get rich with your article, then you don't get any of
 the legal credit or the profit.  Isn't it nice to have a magazine that is
 always looking out for your financial future?
 
         Also, it costs $200.00 to submit to Dogma.  This will keep the
 overflow of you people busting down our doors to submit an article.  So if
 you are going to submit, please have $200.00 [or like 2 billion pecos] and
 mail them to me at 31337 51st Ack North, Hicksville, Washington, 98187.
 Please mail your submition fees to me today!$!$%!@$#!@#$

         If you wish to contribute art, you must have the following:
 
         10 affiliations with groups that have acronyms
         the ability to do at least 20 pieces of art a day
         a lot of .GIF's for loOpy
         a whole shitload of blue velvet for me
         a lot of extra time on your hands [sure about... 99.999% of you
         have a lot of that on hand]
         your father must have a last name that starts with Z
         your mother must shave her mustache daily
         you have to have at least one pube.
 
         Seriously.  If we need art, it will be asked for.  So don't waist
 your time, as we don't need the art unless we ask for it.  Since we do have
 a few people doing art for the mag, we pretty much have that area covered.

         All the stupid shit aside that makes me look like an illiterate
 asshole, just enjoy writing for Dogma if you wish to do it.  If you are in
 two issues of Dogma, you can be a member?@#$?@#?$@#$  The only problem is,
 loOpy or Stigmata have not made a member listing, so I guess that is pretty
 pointless.
 
         -mistawho
          Dogma - phat like loOpy's mum - napalm death
 
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 ircII script users polled on 12:31 am 1/4/96  eastern time.
 results:  
  
 692 PhoEniX
  98 LiCe
  71 TextBox
  17 dEsPiTe
  15 PurePak
   7 SkulD
   7 splitsURfer
   7 K-Line
   6 y0h0h0
   5 FausT
   5 Night
   5 DJiNN
   3 TextSoX
   3 iRCUZi
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 margin of error: roughly 1%
 note: this poll only counts SCRIPTS, not clients like mIRC or ircII.  In 
       acutality, i versioned with the polling script i wrote, about 2,000
       users, yet most were using ircII [unix], mIRC [windows], or ircle
       [macintosh]  a werd goes out to tris, for letting me use his 
       pp-massver.irc script to aid me in the polls this month.
 
 -loOpy
 
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 <ewheat> i look good in crotchless panties.
 
 <st1gmata> ordered like 1000 dildos to some kids house
 
 <Stumble_> Are you gunna interview me or do I have to go beat off on the
            beighbors car?
 
 <cybernary> what about Punky Brewster... she like... had a breast disorder and
             had to quit acting because she got like really really huge
             knockers.
 
 <vYrus> OH SHIT.. MY KARMA JUST RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA
 
 <skippers> stig, call my board, my mom will validate you

 <__prime> loopy: for next dogma, put this quote in, fuqn dogma is leet
 
 <stigmata-> fucking shit mang, i once ate my neighbor's shit
 
 <cidica> teensex stats = 5% teens; 35% 12 and under; the rest 40 year old
          petafiles
 
 <nero_> s0meone st0le my p3nis
 
 [pOd_!fuqall@van-as-10b06.direct.ca] yeah... the worst part is I suck at ascii
      I cant even make my script look good =]
 
 * cplusplus grumbles about ircOPs with dicks smaller than the O
 
 <Anarkist> lo0py: they get a o line and then think their penis size just grew
            a inch.. fuck

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   Welp this is the end of dogma #3, i hope you niggers enjoyed it because 
 i put it together this month.  wh0mp.  Oh well if you have any comments 
 questions email them to dogma@167.206.214.27 or look for me, loopy or 
 mistawho on IRC.
 What to look for in Dogma #4:
 - Mistawho putting that one together
 - An interview with Remorse
 - More funny IRC Quotes
 - The lastest version of Dogma.irc
 - IRC rap by caine
 - and tons of more quality articles
 
   Well thanks for reading this..  were out seeya next issue.
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     topics of discussion on the net. it is not a collider zine nor will it
          teach you how to collide. the current members are as follows:

                                      loOpy
                            [founder, editor, writer]
 
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